Jul 8, 2011

Fire In The Hole!

We don't condone violence against circus babes but we'll give you a pass with this Dream Cheeky USB Circus Cannon Kit because it's a goddamned cannon!

Launch foam babe missiles with this baby up to ten feet away and laugh maniacally. The software bundled with this cannon would allow you to adjust the direction and angle of the launch.

We seriously urge you to use this to wage ware between you and your officemate in the next cubicle.

  • Includes 3 foam 'babes'
  • With circus net
  • 3 feet of USB cable
  • Moves vertically and horizontally
  • Prerecorded sound effects