Jul 7, 2011

Why Are You Guys Pickin' On Fred?

First you guys keep poking pens on dead Fred. Now this.

This kitchen novelty features our friend Fred. This time, he has plenty of holes in his body, presumably from a shotgun blast. Stick toothpicks into our dead friend Fred to please your guests you horrible horrible people!

  • Available in two colors
  • Perfect for finger food
  • Holds 37 toothpicks by last count
  • With hole in the neck and the middle of the forehead for sadistic blokes